im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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