Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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