Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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