Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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