did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
