I cockslap morals
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think I am morally bankrupt
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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