TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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