How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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