finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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