IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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