They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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