You're so nebulous sometimes
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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