The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
