did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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