i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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