Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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