I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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