dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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