come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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