Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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