Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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