so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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