Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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