Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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