I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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