K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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