just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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