Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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