if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
They took my balls.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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