HIV tests are more positive than that guy
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
thus making me awesome and them whores
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Someone signed my nipple.
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