Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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