she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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