Why are handjobs necessary in class?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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