i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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