I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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