shes about as inviting as chlamydia
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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