Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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