But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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