I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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