I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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