I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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