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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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