On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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