Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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