By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i've created a new STD.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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