I wish i was in the wii world.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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