nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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