Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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