I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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