Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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