I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
