Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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