Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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