Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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