like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize
